Birthday Cards That Make You Laugh
Be better than everyone. Send a birthday card, not a text.
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| Quality |
We use fancy 100% cotton paper from France! Made only from recycled cotton textiles.
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They use unfancy, basic, generic, cheap paper that is made of up to 20% recycled fibers, maybe.
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| Sense of Humor |
Our cards are actually funny and will make you laugh.
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Their cards are riddled with puns and cringy, sappy sentiments. Ew. So not funny.
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| Speed |
We're quick! We make cards that are of-the-moment and related to todays trends.
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It can take them years before they release any cards related to a trend.
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| Awesomeness |
We're a small business interested in giving the people what they want. We think that's pretty cool.
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They're more focused on making money than giving the customer a valuable product.
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