You Graduated Why Card, Greeting Card, Congratulations

You Graduated Why Card

Regular price$5.50

Whew…glad I got that one off my chest. Now I can go back to celebrating with you. Congrats grad!

Celebrate life’s big accomplishments with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.

  • Stamp included!
  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
  • Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper

Card Text: YOU GRADUATED! *Wait...what were you thinking?? Being an adult is terrible! There's rent and doing laundry. You have to shop for groceries and then cook! Oh and there's working. Don't even get me started on working! It's the worst. And TAXES! Those are hard. And insurance! So much insurance. For your health and car and home and maybe other stuff I'm forgetting. The commitments and obligations never seem to end. They just keep coming and coming forever and ever and then you die. But congratulations, I guess.

  • Ships Within 48 Hours
This one is just pure real life experience! You graduate, you’re so excited, and the WHAM the real world hits you with a laundry list of BS that colleges usually fail to mention.
Made in
the USA
Ships With a Stamp

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