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Some people have it so easy. And by some people I mean that Father Christmas guy.
Treat your friends and loved ones with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.
Card Text: So you're telling me Santa sets ridiculous expectations for my kids, sneaks into my house, eats my food, and then disappears for the rest of the year?? Where do I apply?