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Goods + Gifts for the Above Average
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. But I can’t help…making old jokes about you.
Celebrate the aging process with a 4.25" x 5.5" birthday card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.
Card Text: Your youth has left the building.
*Discount automatically applied to lowest priced card when every fifth card is added to cart (ex. 10 cards = 2 free cards).
Adorable / receiver of card absolutely loved it!!
I’m excited to send this to my friend who is turning 80 at the end of the month. All the store cards for this milestone birthday are too tame and lame! Elvis nails it.
One of my favorite birthday cards I've sent
we're alright
Goods + Gifts for the Above Average
Helping folks connect through witty greeting cards, clever cocktail napkins, fancy gift bags, and bottomless humor.