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Celebrate a love that’s unconditional (and maybe even pantsless) with this cheeky card.
Treat your lover with this a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.
Card Text: My love for you is bottomless.
My wife’s most despised view of me is when I’m wearing a shirt with no bottoms. She absolutely hated this card. It was the greatest moment of my life. 10/10, perfectly executed.
A little racy but she said it was soooo me
Bottomless Funny Love Card
Bottomless Funny Love Card
Would love to say this card was a hit, but paid for expedited shipping over two weeks ago and it never arrived.