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Flex you adoptive parent status with this hilariously real leash.
Leashes that speak dog. 1” wide nylon webbing. 6’ feet of snarky fun. Features padded neoprene lining in handle!
Text: SURPRISE I'M ADOPTED
As an adopted person, can I get this as a key chain? I would love it!