The Big 50 Birthday Card, Greeting Card, Happy Birthday

The Big 50 Birthday Card

Regular price$6.00

Somewhere along the line your number feels more like a warning than an accomplishment. Anyways, happy birthday! 

Celebrate the aging process with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.

  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
  • Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper
  • Category: Funny Birthday Card

Card Text: THE BIG FIVE OHHHHH fuck you're old. 


  • Ships Within 48 Hours
Made in
the USA
Ships With a Stamp

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Brandy D.

How do I have friends who are 50?? Funny card.

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