Low Carb Card, Greeting Card, Happy Wedding Anniversary, love quotes

Low Carb Funny Love Card

Regular price $5.50 Sale price$3.00 Save $2.50

No cake? No pizza? NO POTATOES? Yeah…I don’t think so. 

Cherish your loved ones with a 4.25" x 5.5" greeting card, paired with a kraft envelope! Letterpress printed in the USA on heavy cotton paper.

  • Stamp included!
  • A2 size (4.25" x 5.5"), blank inside, kraft envelope
  • Letterpress printed in USA on heavy, cotton paper
  • Category: Love Card

Card Text: I will love you forever, in sickness and in health, unless you start a low carb diet.


  • Ships Within 48 Hours
Made in
the USA
Ships With a Stamp

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